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100 Pounds Of Dynamite

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him.

He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.

He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."
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Steroids for ya. :lol:
 

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That reminds me of the feller that took a gal home one night & when he took his pants off his knees were all lumpy, bumpy & gnarly. The girl asked, "what happened to your knees?" He says, "well when I was a kid I had Kneesles". She says, "don't you mean measles?" He says, "no I had Kneesles." Then he takes off his socks & his toes are all twisted, lumpy & bumpy. She says, "what happened to your toes?" He says, "well when I was a kid I had Toelio." She says, "don't you mean polio?" He says, "no I had toelio." Then he takes of the tighty-whiteys, and she says, "wait, let me guess you had smallcocks too!" :mrgreen:
 
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