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BOB AND THE BLONDE

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.

He sat down next to a blond at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of
a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blond looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
The blond replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a $20 bill on
the bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blond placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob,
saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM
news and so I knew he would jump.'
The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn' t think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money...
 
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