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DOG FOR SALE

Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read her sales pitch below...




Dog For Sale

Free to good home.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore,
as there are no more thieves, murderers,
or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit'.
 

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If the owner came with him......I could add a saddle and start a pizza delivery service!!!
 

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That dog looks like a sweetheart.

Off topic, kinda. But this is a presa canario, and I can confidently say I've never seen a dog more big, badass and terrifying than this one.

 

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I followed the link to the web site: Presa Canario and the puppies are $3,000. Three grand for a dog that'll scare the $hit out of you every time you look at it.
 

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Great dogs! I'll take the one that's for free if it comes with the hotty sitting next to it. :)
 

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done tried that...no chance....dog ain't that scary, anyways.....
 

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If he sat on you, you wouldn't move. Bet if you hurt that girl he'd become mean looking.
 

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...I'm a gentle, tender, caring kinda guy...somebody hurt her...I'D sit on 'em....wimmen ain't for hurtin'....
 

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