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In Senate address yesterday, Chuck Schumer says Senators have to decide whether Trump incited the 'erection' against the U.S........
 

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During a church service,the pastor was talking to a group of children, discussing the Resurrection.
He asked the children if they knew what resurrection meant. Little Johnny said, "I am not quite sure what it means, but if it lasts more than four hours you should call a doctor."
 

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Biden penny.....could become our new dollar coin.......





Maybe with Biden on the front, the back should read, "Zero Sense".........

Amazon was selling these, but not in stock today. They're a little over an inch in diameter.
 

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Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.
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It’s weird being the same age as old people.
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When I was a kid I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected
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Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
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It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.
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Marriage Counselor: “Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?”
Him: “To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.”
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Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked.
So remember…Don’t sing!
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My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you. So I took her to Subway and that’s how the fight started.
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During the Middle Ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends?
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I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
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We can all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to, “Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?”
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So if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
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If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.
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I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.
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Corona coaster (noun): The ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you’re loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread
and going for long walks and the next you’re crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don’t even like.
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I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.
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Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.
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I’m getting tired of being part of a major historical event.
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I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit.
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How many of us have looked around our family reunion and thought, “Well aren’t we just two clowns short of a circus?”
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At what point can we just start using 2020 as profanity? As in: “That’s a load of 2020.” or “What in the 2020.” or “abso-2020-lutely.”
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You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
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We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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This is the day dogs have been waiting for. They realize their owners can’t leave the house and they get them 24/7. Dogs are rejoicing everywhere. Cats are contemplating suicide.
 

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Looks like Antifa in Seattle.
More appropriately Portland! LOL Definitely feels like that here as well, that why I stay a safe distance away
 

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.Photo test........I thought this might warm someone up......she's past due here.......o_O

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