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Gasoline

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck
would have it, an Exxon Gasoline station was just a block away. She
walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant
told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she
could wait until it was returned.

Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to
wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car
that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the
patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the
station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her
car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Presbyterians watched from
across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it
starts, I'm turning Catholic!



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