[Wizard]

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will
probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun
for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

 

[sheepdog]

............you're a brave, brave man.............

 

[Bountyhunter]

LOL. I ws going to post this. You beat me to it. :lol: :lol:

 

[Taurus_9mm]

 

[Wizard]

Actually, it was sent to me by a girl I used to work with.... :lol:

 

[sheepdog]

...before she filed the sexual harassment suit????

 

[Bountyhunter]

 

[stoble]

I can think of some more but I am afraid to be bumped off this forum!

 

[sheepdog]

That's what pms are for!!!

 

[michael_L]

I read this to my wife. She was NOT impressed. I don't understand what the problem is. Seem logical to me.

 

[sheepdog]

The L word....doesn't apply.....