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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag
Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do driver's education classes in ******* schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on a vacation? A different bar.
What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment
What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'.
How do you get a sweet 80 year old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag
Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do driver's education classes in ******* schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on a vacation? A different bar.
What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment
What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'.
How do you get a sweet 80 year old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
