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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blond and a Democrat, and a Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant.
 

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No, but I did date a girl that was about half those things a long time ago. She was a looker!

My wife and I ran into her when we were out one night, and the Ex came up to say hello. After she left, my wife asked me why I ever break up with her, cause she's a knock-out. I told her two reasons, one that way I could meet you at some later date. And two, can you see me getting hitched to a vegetarian. Yikes!!! :D
 

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You handled that with smoooooooooooth....seems like you made the best choice....happy for you.....
 
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