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Matties coming Natalie. It took me all day to get my avatar on here! I'm on dialup (no highspeed in the sticks), only have one fanger that knows how to type (maybe one of the voices types, need to ask them) & navigateing the web to me is like when my exwife sent me to the store for her feminine hygene products (I may know what I'm after, but the wheres, whos & whys are allways a mystery!).
 

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The 'when' doesn't matter just as long as you sign her up. :p
 

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Hey Deadeye that reminds me of a time long ago when I lived in the socialist state of Wershington and thought playing in the snow was fun. One of my skiing buds told me that wearing wiminz panty-hose would keep the feet warm. So early one morning I crusied into the local safeway to pick some up. Man, they had small, x-small, xx-small, petite and something called queen size. Sure as hell nothing labeled large in wiminz stuff and since I had no idea what a petit was and was purty sure I didn't fall into a small, or any of the xxx versions I went in search of help. Found this matronly looking 50+ lady and told her I needed some panty-hose. No problem, says she, what size is your wife. Ahhh, you don't unnerstand, says I, I need them for ME. She looks at me with a somewhat strange look, turns around and walks off shaking her head. Next I find a ravishingly beautiful and curvascious sweet young thing and shyly bare my soul once again. Without even batting an eye she tells me I should be able to fit into a queen size pair. Explains how to tell the front from the back and says her boyfriend wears them skiing and it really works.

That, my friend, was the last time I ever bought wiminz uderstuff and the first time I have copped to buying something with QUEEN SIZE on the tag.

Just one more example why real men don't ask for help.
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To Chance

Chance that story deserves an A+! LOL
Wish I could have been there to see the expressions. :p
 

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Yea chance, You would think the women in the stores would be more help. When I asked a lady about them fem. hygene things she asked me "hows her flo?", I said "Its linoleum, what the hells that got to do with it".
 

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Linoleum - haven't heard that word in ages. I used to have linoleum but that was many moons ago. :geek:
 

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Deadeye said:
Yea chance, You would think the women in the stores would be more help. When I asked a lady about them fem. hygene things she asked me "hows her flo?", I said "Its linoleum, what the hells that got to do with it".
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