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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs on her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news?"

"We're bringing her up again tomorrow."
 

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that deserves a deer in the headlights look!!!!!!

 

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good to have you back deputy. It was lonesome with you missing. Glad you're feeling better. Listen to Sheepdog. Rest does make a difference. There's some weird stuff going around this year!
 

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dbsoundguy said:
lol..Natilie :lol: :lol:
So many of us with a sicko type humor. :lol:
 
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