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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old
Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while
working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation
with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid
to be our President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post
turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him
what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a
country road and you come across a fence post with a
turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face,
so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he
doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do
while he is up there, and you just want to help the
dumb azz get down.
 

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Good one Terry.
 

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True, true, true.
 
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