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I tried to tell my wife this but it didn't seem to work.

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and
when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at
the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good
for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of
the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest
members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as
the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know,
kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates
the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine. So that's why you always feel smarter after a
few beers.
 
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