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My girl came home with a cheapo $100 Wally World grill tonight. She was excited, because our old one is junked out and when you light it you get a fire big enough to heat Brazil. So upon opening the little instruction booklet we see that assembly time is under an hour. Woo Hoo! Gonna have BBQ tonight! Well I guess that in order to put it together in under an hour you need to be bionic and have ESP or something. The instructions neglected to mention this of course. So without bionic parts and ESP, or something, it actually takes over 2 hours. It causes high blood pressure and extreme profanity as well. You'd think that there would be some type of warning, but no. So now I'm off to find my first aid kit and then apologize to all my neighbors.