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MEMORANDUM FOR ALL SOLDIERS ASSIGNED TO HHB, 1/62 ADA

SUBJECT: Special High Intensity Training Policies and Procedures Enhancement Program (S.H.I.T.P.A.P.E.R.)

1. In order to assure the highest levles of quality work and productivity for our soldiers, it will be our policy to keep all soldiers well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give soldiers more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

2. If you feel that you did not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your section leader. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list. Our section leaders are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

3. Soldiers who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in the Departmental Enlisted Evaluations Programs (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Enlisted Attitude Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our section leaders took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.

4. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job to train others. We can add your name to the Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs and can apply for promotion to Director, Intensity Program (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).

5. The Battery will be forming an adjunct, Human Engineering and Development Staff (S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D.S.) to ensure universal implementation of the S.H.I.T. program.

6. If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H..I.T.)




BOSS IN GENERAL
Special High Intensity Training
B.I.G.S.H.I.T.



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