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Just a friendly reminder to all women that it's that time of the year again... Please raise your big toes and repeat after me: As a member of the Faux Paux Sisterhood, I pledge to follow The Rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes.

I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow- or grate them with that cheese grater looking thing.

I will shave the hairs off my big toe-better yet, I will get them lasered so they never ever come back!

I won't wear pantyhose even if my delusional girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there. NO NO NO.

If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.

I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.

I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes look like they've been dragged behind her car on the way to work and no sandal in the world is going to make her feet look good.

I will promise if I wear flip flops, that I will ensure they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

I will promise to go to my neighborhood nail salon at least twice a month and have a real pedicure .

May God Bless your Soles as well as your Soul!

WHAT??? You don't think this belongs on a gun forum full of men?
 

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it was funny to me............sigh
 

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I don't ever wear wear sandals. I wear shorts maybe 3 times a year while kicking around the house. Pants and boots to work and while on my bike. :)
 

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Well then, you don't have to be concerned with your piggies: calluses, corns, rough skin, or toe hair. :lol: :lol:
 

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...enough of the toe hair, already!!!!!!!!!! I ain't never critiqued ladys' feet...God made so much more interesting things to focus on......
 

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I'm not much of a foot person. I just don't like them. Any of them. :? :)
 
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