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The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at First Baptist Church in Summersville, West Virginia)

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
 

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Not quite correct...but simple...guess which one's wrong.....
 

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I'm going with:

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
 

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According to the Holy Bible...as it was written in the original language-Hebrew....God said "You shall do no murder"....the translators changed it to "Thou shalt not kill"....a difference we all here had better be clearly aware of.....for obvious reasons......a lot of the sheep believe what the KJV teaches...and it is 100% wrong on that verse...as many stories/examples in the Bible show...God often sent his armies...and individuals...out to kill....but never murder...evil men rejoice when they think that the sheeple won't fight back......
 

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Ahhhhh. You're 100% correct. Good you caught that Sheepdog - I didn't. It is important.
 

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The KJV, even though widely accepted as "a devinely inspired translation", has been proven to have many, many errors....according to the original Hebrew and Greek.....try telling that to a Funamentalist, though.....
 

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thats about right natalie. my son sent me a cajun plaque that is similar to that . God puts His laws in your heart according to His Word. I'm like sheepdog on this one. If a murderer is walking down the street taking lives at random.....one person can stand up and put a stop to it without a guilty feeling. If not stopped....the path will lead to a church , school , and our homes or a mall. I chuckled at one of the cajun 10 commandments.....'' BROUGHT YO SELF TO CHURCH''. gotta love dem cajuns !!!!!!
 

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It ain't just fundamentalists...you couldn't tell this old dog nuttin', either, till I came to the end of my rope runnin' hard...as I got yanked to my knees, I realized that I didn't have all the answers and, since then, I've been getting to know the One who does....I told you what...He be mos' patient with old dogs what has to start all over again...and again....and again.....
 

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Sheepdog honey, that's not just you - that's all of us. Your boat is full of people that just keep trying.
 

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Natalie said:
The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at First Baptist Church in Summersville, West Virginia)

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

AMEN.... :D

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
 

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...tain't correct...the Bible don't say "...no killin'..." it says "do no murder"...King James, like most politicians, tended to twist things a little...and there's a heap of difference...and some men still need killin'...
 

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...just realized this is an old one...reread it all and still fits the situation...
 

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